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Hands-Down Hilarious

on April 1, 2025
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We asked for jokes, and we have to HAND it to you: you have a firm GRIP on humor! These get a big THUMBS-up from us! Use the key to crack the hand codes and solve the riddles.

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  1. What does a tree say when it doesn't know what to do?

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  2. What do dogs wear to bed?

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  3. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a pig?

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  4. What do you call a dancing sheep?

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  5. What do you call a cow lying down?

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  6. What did the astronaut say as he was being pushed in a crowd?

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  7. What is a farmer's favorite salad dressing?

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